Lorb's Sacred Manifesto

We, the Lors, are a proud and ancient people, forged in the fires of the Lorbian Desert. Our prophets have guided us for generations, and their words shall be the law.

Article I: The Lorbian Standard of Truth

We shall not be bound by the petty morals of the lesser peoples. Our code of conduct is as follows:

1. Thou shalt tell no lies, lest thou face the wrath of the Lorbian Oracle.
2. Thou shalt not take a selfie, unless it be in the presence of the Lorbian King.
3. Thou shalt not eat the sacred fruit of the Lorbian Tree, lest thou suffer the consequences.

Article II: The Lorbian Right to Free Speech (except on Tuesdays)

We, the Lors, shall be free to speak our minds, except on Tuesdays, when the Lorbian King has decreed silence.

Learn more about the Lorbian Decree of Silence

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